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Redirection Tactics

I was making fun of my boyfriend because for the past two weeks all he has talked about is the stupid apps coming out on the iPhone App Store and how there are twenty tip calculators or pay-bible apps and nothing new or cool is getting to the store.

He retorted with “Oh, yeah who was right about coating the chicken breasts with Dorito crumbs and baking them?”

“You were right, it was pretty good, I never said it wouldn’t be I just told you not to do it with the NEW YORK STRIP STEAKS we had the other night… and anyway what the heck does that have to do with you complaining about the App Store?”

… “Nothing, I was using that purely as a redirection tactic.”

Redirection tactics. THEY ONLY WORK IF YOU DO IT SUBTLY.