22 Orgasms (And One For Good Luck)
June 23, 2008 Advice 2 CommentsIn celebration of my birthday on Wednesday (BUY ME PRESENTS), I am going to talk about one of my favorite things. This post is probably the most explicit post I’ve written so far. I don’t really know how to describe cumming in politically correct terminology. If that offends you, read it anyway, masturbate, cry in your guilty pleasure, then masturbate again with your guilty sin tears.
I told someone I was writing a post about female orgasms and they told me that I couldn’t do that because female orgasms are a myth and I might as well write about bigfoot and how awesome he is in bed because he is the only thing in the world that can make females orgasm because he is fake and so are… *sigh*
The female orgasm is no myth. And guess what? Neither are multiple orgasms. I know because I’ve been having them almost as long as I can remember masturbating.
This article is mostly aimed at females who are looking for more. Guys looking to give your girlfriends more… I’m sorry but this probably isn’t going to do much for you, unless you want to send your girlfriend the link and have her read it over. Multiples are rarely something that are given to you. They’re something you learn how to achieve.
So, my first tip is masturbation. Masturbation. Masturbation. If you can learn how to give yourself multiples, you can learn how to have them with your partner. It’s a lot easier to figure out things about your body by yourself, believe it or not… YOU know when you are close, YOU know when you need to touch more or less, YOU know how close you are to the edge to make yourself hang there.
After that… this gets pretty subjective, naturally. I know my body and I know what works for me. Step number one helps you figure out what works for you, but from here on out I’ll mostly be discussing my own methods to give you something to go off of, but YMMV.
Most women are capable of having different types of orgasms. I’ve managed three very different feelings: the clitoral orgasm, the G-Spot orgasm, and the combined orgasm. Most of my masturbation is just clitoral and this is how I’ve managed to train myself to pretty much expect multiples. If you’ve never had a clitoral orgasm, I guess that’s step number one… different women are different, I’ve heard some girls can get off just by humping a pillow which would be kinda neat, but personally I just apply index+middle fingers and rub back and forth. There’s an angle that works for me… figure out what works for you and repeat ad orgasm. The trick to multiples for me is letting the orgasm happen, but not letting my body come all the way back down from the orgasmic state. When it happens, I kind of stop and do it a bit more gently… then I start up again. For a second or two it feels a little like pain, but if I keep going I end up building up completely again. It takes practice, but I can now do this for about five minutes… pretty much five whole minutes of pre-orgasm or orgasm, both of which feel awesome. So yeah, that’s my main trick for multiple clitoral orgasms… wait until you’ve had an orgasm to start again, but don’t let your body come completely off of that climax high before you start again.
Another trick involves PC muscles. The best way I’ve found to figure out how to control them are by stopping your flow when you’re peeing. By strengthening them and then flexing them during and post orgasm, you can create completely new feelings that make it a bit easier to recover from one orgasm and go into another… if you can’t figure out how to have a second one, try having the first normally then the second with your PC muscles completely flexed. Once you have control over them, they can at least help you figure out if certain things feel better. They also really help to have vaginal orgasms, but that’s completely different. They also really help to blow a dudes mind when you flex them when you’re barely moving. Again. Totally different.
I don’t really know what else to say. It’s second nature to me to expect to have more than one orgasm at a time now. Sure one is fine. But I know what my body is capable of. I’m sure some women are not capable of the same things, but my main advice is probably just to try and try again. Masturbating isn’t bad, it’s the fastest way to figure out how to make yourself feel good. And I’ve said this many times before, it isn’t the responsibility of a man to figure out how you orgasm. If you don’t want to take the steps to figure it out yourself, don’t be surprised when no one else knows how the fuck your body works either.
That got kinda violent sounding, but it’s really a sore spot for me. I hate women who complain that they don’t have orgasms during sex with their boyfriend, then when I ask if they masturbate they say “No, I never have”. Um. What? If I was a dude and my girlfriend couldn’t have an orgasm but she didn’t want to figure out how to make me give her one, then I’d fuck her without regard to her pleasure, because obviously it doesn’t mean much to her. Actually, I’d probably dump her, but that’s because I’m a bit of an idealist and I don’t think I could get along very well with someone who didn’t put at least some value on sexual pleasure.
Anyway. I guess that’s it for my scant advice and raving criticisms of many of my gender. Specific questions can be e-mailed to helpmewithmygirlproblems@laurgasms.com or posted in the comments.
Happy birthday to me!
-laurgasms